Today my postman is the greatest postman in the world… with the exception of Postman Pat of course!
Normally he brings the occasional nice thing but most of the time it’s bills, urgent bills or overdue bills! But today was different, today he seemed to glide up the path to my front door, as if he was walking on water. He was the Jesus of postmen today. Today my postman delivered this…
This is a thing of absolute beauty. It’s so shiny, so heavy, so gorgeous. Just look at the sword on it… I love a robot with a sword! What better combination is there?! Incredible.
Thinking about it though I paid for this and the postage, the postman was only doing his job, the job I paid part of the wages of… bloody cheek!